We're going to get into all of the foods of The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings, but first we need to answer an important question: is sashimi the ultimate Lord of the Rings food? I know it's not the first thing to come to mind, but lets be real, for all the long years Gollum spent deep down near the roots of the Misty Mountains, his diet consisted of two things, raw goblin and raw fish. Gollum's love of fish is well established, from fishing on the Anduin when he and Deagol found the Ring, to diving into the forbidden pool for a late night snack. Maybe it's too much to expect that some rice, ginger, maybe a little soy sauce tumbled down the goblin caverns to Gollum's pool, but he's still eating the absolute freshest raw fish he can get his filthy hands on, the foundation of top quality sushi and sashimi, and I say that makes Gollum Middle Earth's first sushiya.

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